What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
(Source: acoolshark, via cuban-b1tchhh)
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
(via the-oncoming-metalstorm)
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
(via the-oncoming-metalstorm)
